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Welcome To Pot & Pussy
Take a toke, chill out browse our site and take part in our Daily Blog/Forum: Today's Topic - Sex & Marijuanna.
I know for me, when I smoke, I tend to forget things. Well, one thing I will never forget is the first time that I got high with my boyfriend. I was one of those good kids who was against it, but I decided that I would. It was the holidays and most everyone had left college to return home. My boyfriend, Brad came over and brought a couple od buds. Well he broke out the pipe and I took in a puff of smoke and swallowed, not really knowing what to... my lungs were BURNING! For the first few seconds they held that smoky cloud, the only thing on my mind was... WATER!! I. Well this was my first tome, once i got the system down, we partied all day and night. He had always wanted to fuck me in the ass and today was that day. I was really stoned, but believe it or not, i really enjoyed his cock in my ass. I would love to get a high like the first time I smoked, but I doubt it. That's why I will always remember the first time I got stoned.
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One time I bought this quarter of some fuckin killer ass blueberry bud <<--some of the most greatest bud lol but there is better>>! Well i had a friend who pretty much was like my helper of gettin high, I decide to start the festive's with a blunt, and damn did I roll a blunt almost got half the fuckin weed in that bitch! We got down to about a quarter of the way down( squeeze me i have to roll somethin!) right there that dude was way to high. He passed out, my gf came over and i was buzzing and we got it on with him passed out all night .That was the greatest fuckin night of my life for real that shit was fuckin funny!
I always enjoy a mellow buzz, before sex !
There is no doubt about it, chronic is my aphrodisiacs i love getting buzzed and just playing with myself. It's me and my vibrator in a world of our own !
I love the smell of good buds, let me just say that i really get into giving head when i'm stoned. i don't know why but it just makes me so horny for the taste of cock in y mouth !
I like getting away to myself when i'm stoned. Don't get me wrong, i enjoyed copping a buzz and dropping my panties, but most of the tomes, i enjoy just getting away and being with myself !!!
My friend and I were on vacation in Colorado and we smoked a lot of weed and walked into an ice cream shop. i was so fucked up that i just wanted to lay down, i got a cup of coffee, melloed out and was surprised to find my girlfriend on the floor between my legs, she was actualling eating me out in an ice cream shop !!!
When me and my girlfriend get high, we do some crazy shit. we jsut get off that is the bottom line. for you perverts out there reading this shit - i like wearing a strap-on, that's right, i get off and me and my gf are just a couple of freaks that like our buds and our sex !
i remember in the summer time me and my bong buddy smoked some really potent chronic, it was insane i was really blitzed but i didnt care. So then we started walkin and then i looked down then the when i looked up everything was HUGE! like i was in some twist'd Mario World. It was crazee i had to stop and shake my head but it was still the same. Thats one time ill never forgot cuz i never tripped out like that before. sorry forgot this was a sex question.
ok, so last night my friend and i were gonna have this big extravaganza and smoke a mad lot. to kick it off i went out and got a new sherlock bowl..kickass color change and whatnot. i also got some blunt wraps and we left and started on our journey, i'm so mellowed now, but honestly i like chillin and what happens, happens !!!
When, i'm really high, my old man takes advantage of me, i really don't mind and kind of like it, but i know everytime, i get spaced out sometimes i can see him putting his cock in my mouth, and i will just start sucking him off and other times i can feel his cock up my ass, he just does freaky things to me, i love it - LOL!!!1 :)
This happened yesterday. I was sittin upstairs, watchin tv, when my husband came up and said lets do some hotknives. so i got my bud and headed downstairs, thinkin this was gonna just be a simple hotknive shesh, then i saw my buddy dex, and my bud Brandon came over with a 20 bag of tripped out bud, it was really good. the next thing i knew they were breaking out the absinthe, this was going to be an orgy and i was ready
I just got this new bong and i love it - let me just say if you have not tried absinthe, good bud and sex you don't know what you're missing !!!
Yea, i like giving up the booty when i have a nice buzz going on !
I think the best thing about smoking is the people that you are around when you do it. I am fortunate enough to have some kick ass, laid back, hilarious friends. now if you have not had a green faury party, you've must do it. just in case you don't know that's an absinthe party. if you have not tried absinthe then this is a must absinthe just makes sex so great and awesome and let me tell you - absinthe will kick your ass and we you add good bud - it will knock you out - but when you are with good people the sex is simply awesome.
There is a variety of drinks and cocktails all around the world that are served in bars and parties, but there is a specific drink that is getting popular really fast all over the world.
In the United States, Absinthe is not a controlled substance but its sale in bars and liquor stores is banned. Absinthe is still however legal to purchase and possess in the United States. It is important to know that this drink is very strong and for "Beginners" we strongly recommend that you view our Beginner's Guide - click here ! The liquor is famous for letting a person act more freely. The liquor is famous at the Girls Gone Wild tapings, and rumor has it that the liquor enhances sexual feelings. Perfect for putting it to use with your partner. Click here !
Recently, “real” absinthe arrived in New York City. It had been banned since 1912, based on rumors that its primary ingredient, grand wormwood, contained a psychosis-inducing hallucinogen, thujone. The prohibition ended following the U.S. Alcohol-Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau’s ruling that there is nothing more harmful in absinthe than in any other liquor, and New Yorkers are now getting acquainted with “the green fairy.”
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Check it out, i'm just a fucking sex freak, i love sex and when i have my chronic, it's just a good thing.
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With good buds, i love shakin the booty !
You got to have a good bong and the best buds you can get, oh and you going to need a girlfriend
well, the first time i got high was kinda unexpected. I went over to my friends house (he had been smoking for awhile) so anyway, he packs the bowl and offeres me greens, but i denied it cas i diddent know what to do, so he took the first hit and showed me, i took the next hit and spewed out smoke coughing. my second hit i was able to hold in for a few seconds.
Ok ok, this is the deal. This is the best time I've ever had while I was high. I had a joint and a bowl pack of some of the best shit I've ever smoked in my life. My girlfriend came over and she brought absinthe, the combination of the two was awesome, we had so so good sex !!!
